Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Everyone is dead...


Right now Hamlet and Laertes are fight... I can't believe it Hamlet is doing quite well and beating Laertes... Come on boy... What is your problem... He's already lost twice... Oh no... The Queen Gertrude just drank some of that poisoned wine.. Oh goodness... Why couldn't you have just listened to the King.. Laertes is angry at Hamlet and fights him once again.. This time it's steamy... Oh goodness... Laertes just fell of the balcony... Oh he's not going to make it.. Now the Queen Gertrude is dead... Hamlet is full of rage because The king just killed his father but now his mother... He kills the King by making him drink poison... Poor Claudius... Now Hamlet is beginning to die because of some of the poison... he tells Horatio to tell the story honestly and name the good people who are actually good... Hamlet dies.. and Fortinbraugh takes over the kingdom... Now who would have guessed everything to end like that..

The discussion..

As I have mentioned earlier my son is planning to have a duel with that stupid Hamlet... But let me tell you that the plan is that King Claudius is going to poison Hamlet like when Hamlet wins the a duel with Laertes. The King will ask Hamlet to have some wine because of his winnings.. Hamlet will have a drink of it and all of a sudden he will be poisoned.. Oh thank goodness he will cease to exist.. But right now at the moment Hamlet is discussing with Horatio of how he feels ready enough to do this.. But Horatio has doubt for him and that Hamlet should postpone it to some other time... Hamlet refuses to do that.. he wants to get it over with.. and if he looses he looses.. what ever happens...happens.. He just wants to get through this.. I hope my son is ready to win this battle... I know he will.. I have so much confidence for him...

Death of my daughter...:(


I have found out that my beautiful dear Ophelia had committed suicide. Truthfully I would not blame her. I was the major factor in her life that completed her and I just had to die and leave her. My son Laertes is full of rage and wants revenge against Hamlet. Lastly Hamlet has arrived... Laetres was angry during the funeral of his sister and jumped into the grave to hug her one last time. Then that Hamlet just had to come in and ruin it all for us... He started saying all this b.s. like Oh I love Ophelia more than anything else in this world... Oh I would do anything for her, like be buried alive with her, get eaten by crocidiles, or anything... Blah.. blah.. He is just plain pyscho... Now Hamlet and my son have agreed to have duel against one another... Of course I know my son will win.. Until then...

....I just heard some great news..:D

I just heard some amazing news.... Laetres and King Claudius are planning to kill Hamlet. He deserves to die.. I mean look what he had done to this kingdom... He has destroyed my daughter Ophelia... She is acting mad and crazy as ever because of my death and Hamlet leaving her. I could hear her cries and her odd singing.. My poor daughter.. She is being tied to up to prevent herself from hurting anyone or herself.

I also have heard that my son Laertes might take over King Claudius spot and become King.. I really do believe he would do an excellent job as King. He is quite smart and righteous.... But right now.. all I care is for Hamlet to be dead... Oh no I just heard the news that Hamlet is coming back here again.. It has been said he was captured by pirates.. and that he wants to pay a visit here again... Oh please King Claudius and Laetres please kill that boy..

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Death...

I have died.. I have been slain... Oh no... Oh the thought of leaving my children.. How will they live.. My poor daughter Ophelia.. Damn that Hamlet.. Damn everything... How could have this happened to me.. I should have never agreed to eavesdrop.. This is how I get punished for my foolishness... I should have known King Claudius killed Hamlets father.. That is why Hamlet is acting so odd and that explains for his bizare behavior. After Hamlet and his mother bond a little closer.. Hamlet leaves and drags my body.. dumping it somewhere... that cruel Hamlet.. My daughter was never good enough for you..

...Tonigh Part II

Tonight I wait for Hamlet's arrival in Gertrude room. I plan to hide in her room to eavesdrop on Gertrudes confortation with her son. I hope to determine the cause of Hamlets bizare activities and threatening behavior. I urged the queen to be harsh and hard on her son.I suggested she should chastise him for his recent behavior. She agreed delightfully and currently I am hiding behind the curtain near the tapestry. But anyways Hamlet comes in storming which isn't really surprising. His mother told him that he made a fool out out King Claudius but of course Hamlet had to make a smart comment saying well you made a fool out my father for marrying Clauius right after my father died. All of a sudden I hear a scream crying out from Gertrude, I peek into the curtain and I see Hamlet hurting her. But my goodness I made a mistake because I just called out for help.. Oh no I hear him draw out his sword.. may the lord be with me..

...Tonight

After watching that horrendous play, I had came up with an excellent and devious plan. First I decided to talk to King Claudius about that I was going to hide and eavesdrop on Hamlet in Gertrude's room as they have their mother and son conversation. I promised to tell Claudius about all the devious details.. I'm so excited. But I feel a little ashamed that I'm going to do this but I can't help to feel this rush of danger. I'm going to play extra close attention to Hamlet's confrontation with his mother. Right now I'm off to Gertrude's room.. Until then.. I shall write more..hehehehe


Tuesday, October 27, 2009

A Horrific Play...D:


This evening I was invited to see a play about something to do with the Trojans. I saw that despiteful Hamlet greeting everyone on stage. I can feel strongly that Hamlet is up to something fishy and is bound to cause some trouble this evening. Like for once he asked me rudely about my experiences as an actor, he just laughs in my face as I told him I once acted out as Julius Caesar. What's worse I had to witness him tormenting my daughter Ophelia with sexual remarks like, May I sit on your lap?

How dare he say that to my poor Ophelia. But moving on... The play began with a King and Queen deeply in love with one another. The queen leaves the king while he is asleep. When all of a sudden the King is poisoned, the queen comes back to find her dear love dead and falls for the that poisoned her husband.

But who killed her husband leads to knowing that kings newphew had done that. I was extremely annoyed when Hamlet kept interupting the play by making ruthless commentary with his Mother, Uncle and the audience. I almost wanted to strangle Hamlet as he kept teasing Ophelia with more sexual remarks. As the play continued the murder pours poison into the King's ear. Suddenly The King rises looking quite frightened and shocked. He yells Lights! and leaves abruptly... I was like Oh no Claudius... why did you have to cause a commotion...Now everyone is going to be curious why he had done that..

Monday, October 26, 2009

The Moment Of Truth



As I mentioned in my last blog that I was going to discuss with my Lord Claudius about the occurences of what had happened between my daughter Ophelia and Hamlet. I came up with a brillant plan to figure out if Hamlet is crazy about my daughter or if he just plain crazy to begin with. I decided that King Claudius and I would spy on Hamlet while Ophelia returned all the letters, poems, and stories to Hamlet and perhaps Hamlet would beg to Ophelia that he wants her back and that he loves without a doubt. King Claudius agreed to my plan, so both of us discuss to Ophelia the plan, I could tell in her eyes she did not want to go through with this but she obeyed intently. King Claudia and I hid inside one of the mirrors of castles in the lobby. Hamlet comes in walking around, asking himself is it better to live or to die.

After he is done contemplating, he see's my Ophelia. Ophelia says she wants to return the letters that he had given to her. Hamlet says that he doesn't recall giving her anything and that she isn't pure to him anymore. He goes crazy saying that she should goto the nunnery and that he doesn't love her anymore.

It was extremely painful to listen and to watch... But I also suspect that Hamlet knew we were spying on him.. But oh well.. Tonight I am curious about the play and I hope Hamlet is sent to England... Goodness I can't stand him..



Today I have ordered my dear servant named Reynaldo to France with money and written letters for Laertes. But Reynaldo's point of this job is to spy and inquire on my son's personal life.


I gave him detailed instruction on how to go about on this invesitgation. I pray that everything will go well as planned. But something very shocking happened today. My loving daughter Ophelia came into my study all frightened and shocked of what had occured with Hamlet. She said that Hamlet had grabbed her lovingly and held her for the longest time, not saying a single word at all to her. I told my daughter that Hamlet must be deeply in love with her and ever since I prohibited my daughter from ever seeing him again. I probably think that Hamlet is extremely filled lovesickness causing Hamlet to be all moody. But I will write more soon, right now I must tell King Claudius the juicy details.


Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Ay my dear son Laertes has left me recently to Paris to extend his education and experience a new life. I pray relentlessly that he will take my advice, keeping it in his heart and put it to good use. For some reason I keep worrying that he will get in some sort of trouble or embaress us majorly to make others mock our ways. Ah how I fear dearly. But I am truly worried about my daughter Ophelia who is head over in heels in love with Hamlet. I feel surely she is just wasting her time with that stupid boy. All he is doing is just using her for his own good, and leading her on to make her think there is more to this but really this is just going to end disastorous. So I decided the best thing to do is to prohibit Ophelia from ever seeing that selfish boy again. I believe I did the right thing to protect my only beautiful daughter from all the evil in this wretched world.